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erm actually- plz stfu- thank you and also bark the fark outta here
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
May 19, 2025 • at a time
May 16, 2025 • 12:37 AM wha-
AWAREVM DOWN
WHO TF WAS EATING A BURGER IN THE SERVER ROOM
UPDATE: IT WAS ASDF OFC - awarevm.me WE FIXED IT BTW
May 15, 2025 • 4:20 PM
TABLET ORDERING SYSTEM IS NOW SENTIENT
GUYS!!1! MY TABLET ORDERING SYSTEM JUST GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND NOW IT'S ORDERING PIZZAS FOR ITSELF?? IT KEEPS SAYING "FEED ME PEPPERONI OR I'LL DELETE SYSTEM32" WHAT DO I DO???
UPDATE: IT JUST ORDERED 69 PIZZAS TO MY HOUSE AND CHANGED MY CREDIT CARD PIN TO "80085". SEND HELP.
May 15, 2025 • 4:20 PM
"Erika" is a German marching song. Although its lyrics have no political content, the song was picked up by the Wehrmacht during World War II and is now associated with Nazi Germany.
here bro https://open.spotify.com/track/61NcooPUwSPSwSyzF8UfYv?si=e9f5e8f1f538464a
May 14, 2025 • 2:22 AM
EZPOS EXPOSED: ACTUALLY JUST A POTATO WITH WIRES
BREAKING NEWS: I SNUCK INTO EZPOS HQ AND DISCOVERED THEIR ENTIRE SYSTEM IS ACTUALLY JUST A POTATO WITH SOME WIRES STUCK IN IT. THE POTATO IS NAMED "GERALD" AND HAS BEEN WORKING THERE FOR 7 YEARS.
CEO SAYS "GERALD THE POTATO HAS BEEN OUR MOST RELIABLE EMPLOYEE" AND CONFIRMS THEY'VE BEEN PAYING HIM IN FERTILIZER.
May 10, 2025 • 3:33 PM
I JUST INVENTED A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE: POOPCRIPT
GUYS I JUST MADE A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE CALLED POOPCRIPT WHERE ALL THE SYNTAX IS JUST DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF THE POOP EMOJI 💩
HELLO WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
MICROSOFT ALREADY OFFERED ME 42 BILLION DOLLARS BUT I SAID NO BECAUSE I'M HOLDING OUT FOR GOOGLE'S OFFER OF 69 BILLION AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MOUNTAIN DEW
May 8, 2025 • 11:11 AM
CAFEPOS IS ACTUALLY CONTROLLING THE WEATHER
I HAVE UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT CAFEPOS IS SECRETLY USING THEIR SERVERS TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! EVERY TIME THEY RELEASE AN UPDATE IT RAINS!!! COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT!!!
MY RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY'RE USING THEIR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE TO LITERALLY MAKE CLOUDS!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
May 5, 2025 • 7:07 PM
I TAUGHT MY FISH TO WRITE HTML
MY GOLDFISH BUBBLES JUST WROTE HIS FIRST HTML CODE!!! HE MADE A WEBSITE CALLED "FISHBOOK" WHICH IS LIKE FACEBOOK BUT FOR FISH!!! SO PROUD OF HIM!!!
HE'S ALREADY BETTER AT CSS THAN MOST FRONTEND DEVELOPERS I KNOW. NEXT WEEK I'M TEACHING HIM JAVASCRIPT
REVOLUTIONARY IDEAS
May 3, 2025 • 12:12 PM
POS SYSTEM THAT JUDGES YOUR ORDERS
WHAT IF I MADE A POS SYSTEM THAT JUDGES YOUR FOOD CHOICES??? LIKE IF YOU ORDER A PINEAPPLE PIZZA IT SAYS "REALLY? PINEAPPLE? WOW OK" AND IF YOU ORDER A SALAD IT GOES "TRYING TO BE HEALTHY HUH? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT"
ALSO IT MAKES FART NOISES WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTONS BECAUSE WHY NOT